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Anonymous asked: 2, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10, 11, 17, 25.

Ahh finally an ask, thank you too much. Let’s see here…

2: Favorite Food: Pizza. Favorite Drink: Coca-Cola (specifically Coke, not Pepsi). Favorite Color: I love Lime Green, Hot Pink, and Turquoise as you can likely tell from my blog. If I had to pick one probably Lime Green.
4: Favorite Book: American Psycho. Favorite Movie: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, for the moment at least. American Psycho is a close 2nd. Favorite TV Show: Adventure Time.
6: Least Favorite Food: I hate asparagus because I can’t eat it without thinking of the smell it’s going to give to my pee. I also can’t eat corn, for similar reasons. Least Favorite Drink: Water. Unless I’m dehydrating I never drink it. Least Favorite Color: Hmm… Teal. And Pastel colors fuck fuck Pastel colors.
8: Boxer Briefs. they make me feel sexy.

9: Least Favorite Book: Well I’ve never really read a book I truly disliked in its entirety, but the worst my least favorite book I didn’t read was The Scarlet Letter. I know it’s a classic and all but to be honest I couldn’t understand what was going on. Least Favorite Movie: D-War. Worst movie I’ve ever seen, so bad I walked out of it and saw Good Luck Chuck. Least Favorite TV Show: Disney Channel’s Zeke and Luther is probably the worst television show I have ever been subjected to, though I’m In The Band comes close.
10: If I was sat on a plane beside my favorite celebrity I would try to be cool and act like it’s no big deal but my heart would probably be pounding and I might stutter a lot. I’m not even sure who my favorite celebrity is but since this question doesn’t ask that I won’t answer it.
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17: Favorite Band: If I had to choose one artist to listen to for the rest of my life it would be The Beatles, but I’m unsure if that makes them my favorite band. My most listened artist on last.fm is Lil B. I can’t really pin down a single favorite, I listen to a lot of shit and a lot of different kinds of shit. Favorite Album: Magical Mystery Tour. I also really really fucking love Justice’s live album A Cross The Universe (listen to † (preferably multiple times) first though). Favorite Song: I’m not sure if this is a standard but I’ve always thought of a favorite song as something that should waver week by week. As of late I’ve been unable to stop listening to The Doldrums by Paul White. I don’t know if I could select one all time favorite, I want to say Bohemian Rhapsody but that’s rather generic. My top listened to song on last.fm is Röyksopp’s Röyksopp Forever.
25: If I had to choose one musical artist to lather in nutella it would probably be Andrew VanWyngarden from MGMT. Yes homo.

I’ve decided to start living life in the present

…one day…

Life would be so much sweeter if I were a sociopath

I don’t hate myself but I hate some parts of myself a lot sometimes

Every time I see a picture of a tiger I think to myself “fuck, I wish I was a tiger”

but then I remember

I am a tiger.

I am going to fail